#source: my brain

[eiraeths]

soap: stupid- fucking

ghost: coffee machine broke again?

soap: i’m going to kill someone

ghost: have you tried sucking it sloppy style?

soap: do you know how to fix it?

ghost: i might

soap: i’ll suck you sloppy style for a fixed coffee machine

ghost: wait-

[romanoffshouse]

[Tony walking down the street.]

A kid: You look like Tony Stark.

Tony: That's because I'm Tony Stark.

The Kid: You wish.

[Natasha laughs from behind]

[ralvezfanatic]

Y/N, to Spencer while straddling his lap: Glasses stay on during sex.

Spencer, who was about to take his glasses off: Oh, um.. okay.

Y/N: Wait I meant that as in my glasses. I'm blind as fuck.

Spencer, slightly confused: Oh. *moves his hand to take his glasses off*

Y/N: Wait no, keep yours on too, they're super hot

Spencer, still confused and now flustered: ...

[mooncalf87]

Alastor: did you just start dating Angel because now I will feel bad if I take you away from the hotel

Husk, purring, his head in Angels lap: nah thats just a plus

Angel: suck it bitch

Alastor: I would hurt you if Charlie wouldn't kill me as a result

[togrowoldinv]

Natasha, to the team: I am absolutely not a sappy person

Natasha, when y/n is around: Do you even know how much I love you?

Y/n: How much, babe?

Natasha: I haven’t figured it out yet since I’m pretty sure the limit does not exist

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Solar: Look at this thing.

Solar: *holds up Jack like a cat*

Solar: This thing has not a single thought in its head.

Solar: But this thing is my son.

[esmerxyaugusta]

y/n: do you ever wonder where birds go at night or where they live?

nat: no.... but they live in trees... i think..

y/n: well guess what! i never think abt birds and when i do.

y/n: i feel like birds just un-spawn at night and respawn in the morning and annoy us to our deaths...

nat: ......

i was thinking abt this in the car before...

[waterfire1848]

[ Fire Siblings as kids. ]

Azula: You’re adopted!

Zuko: Mom and dad found you in the woods! You’re adopted!

[ Fire siblings after the war. ]

Azula & Zuko: I wish I was adopted.

[luvbazkrekker]

JJK fake tweets!! | pt.1

[incorrect-tokyodebunker]

Ren: Im going out.

Haru: Enjoy your date with MC!

Ren: It's not a date.

Haru: You spent an hour picking your outfit and fixing your hair.

Ren: I'm picky about how I look.

Haru: You put on cologne.

Ren: We literally live in a zoo, maybe I just don't want to smell like it?

Haru: You're carrying a bouquet of flowers.

Ren: You just watched Towa hand these to me.

Haru: Last night you texted MC "I'll pick you up at 7 tomorrow for our date."

Ren: FUCK, WHEN DID YOU TAKE MY PHONE--

[timdrake-yumm]

Dick: *walks into the room to see Tim with his face in his hands, seemingly hiding from the world, and Jason definitely laughing way harder than necessary* uhhh what’s going on?

Jason: Tim was-Tim was tryin’ to remember what STEM stands for, right?

Dick: okay? And?

Jason: so he goes- he goes “Science, Technology, Engineering and—”

Tim: *finally looking up, seems dead inside but with a manic gleam you can only get from an unholy combination of sleep deprivation and pure embarrassment* Magic! I said magic! What kind of- I’m such an idiot! *puts his head in his hands again*

Damian: t-t, surely you know that the ‘M’ stands for Mathematics, not even you can be that dumb

Tim: I know- *looks up sharply* WAIT, did you just compliment me?!

Damian: don’t be ridiculous Drake, you must be more sleep deprived than I thought. Come, you must not wither away here; Pennyworth has already prepared your room for you and it would be rude to dawdle

*a confident Damian and a confused Tim leave the room. Dick and Jason look at each other, baffled*

Dick: what just happened?

Jason: I have no idea

[the-stars-were-his]

james: remus, how did you finish all your work so fast? remus, without missing a beat: gay determination james: ... james: all i have is gay procrastination :(

[romanoffshouse]

Tony: Y/N, your phone is ringing.

Y/N: Who is it?

Tony: It says "mommy is calling".

Y/N: Oh, it's Natasha.

[yoursleepyass]

Cas: where's Dean?

Sam: torturing a demon I think

Cas: what?

*Meanwhile in one of the dungeon of the bunker*

Dean *aggressively singing Barbie girl for the 5th time in a row*: COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY

Demon *sobbing*: PleAse StOp

[christelightlavo]

*throws my football at you* PERSONALITY TEST TIME.

1) The last Podcast you listened to? with reasons.

My answer : Rizz, marry, kill by recreyo on Spotify while completing my books. Because that's how I get through the writting for college.

2) what was the last fanfic you read? What did you like about it?

My answer : https://archiveofourown.org/works/40337868 , it's from a series and it's about Atsushi and Akutagawa in which Ryuu keeps meeting Beast beneath the blue night. I like it because it makes sense character wise while also adding to what happens in the canon, while also being out of character with its own thing.

3) You favorite discord server?

My answer : the private only Gotham server that is between me and my friends.

4) open Pinterest and show the first think it recommends you!

My answer :

5) If your comfortable, show me something from your notes app!

My answer : [ Jennette wasn't nervous. She was petrified. Yes, she was pretty happy that she was able to follow her plan so smoothly but at the same time wasn't aware she would be around a younger athy so soon. ] < a draft from one of my stories.

6) Show us who you last gave a like on Tumblr! And why?

My answer : https://www.tumblr.com/starlightshadowsworld/764774506366681088/yay?source=share , idk I like most of our banters and their posts. 🤷‍♀

7) Show us a picture that's in your galary that you are proud off/like/are comfortable sharing.

My answer :

8) final question, what was the last YouTube video you watched?

My answer :

*chuckles* here is the FUN PART!

Tag your personal friend : @fandom-stealer

Tag your mom friend : @urlocalbisexualmess-alt

Tag a person you consider mutuals : @starlightshadowsworld

Tag people whose post you like alot : @hannigramislife , @scarecrowspawn

Tag a stranger! Why don't you! : @geodude96

You guys can ignore this post entirely, I am just in a very creative mode for no reason. To the point I continued three of my drafts---

[togrowoldinv]

*Y/n talking to Wanda and Peter*

Y/n: So, big news. Natasha and I are together

Wanda: Oh, we heard

Y/n, shocked: What? Who told you?

Peter: No, y/n, we heard…

Y/n: Oh

*Natasha across the room choking on her drink*